Kwest (noun): A book that could be the blueprint for the wackiest RPG in history
A mismatched group of bumbling ne’er-do-wells set out across Norzeus to find the mysterious Staff of Power and return a ruler to the throne. As our unlikely heroes battle hideous monsters, nasty villains, unspeakable adversity, indigestion, inadequate laundry facilities, and outrageously cryptic clues, their fate becomes bound up with the future of their land.
If Norzeus had a choice, these idiots would be the last people it would pick to defeat the evil Burukrishtan. Kwest features a party perfectly suited to win the “Least Likely To Succeed” award in the Norzeus Hero Pageant, a cast of NPCs that puts the exp in inexpedient, and a villain so evil his agent urged him to take a role in a far more serious work. This zany fantasy will have you hoping you make your saving roll against laughing so hard you wet yourself.
Content Advisory - Fantasy violence, dubious stereotypes, improbable stupidity, shameless toilet humour, unabashed mockery of fantasy tropes, corny references to pop culture, childish sexual innuendo. Oh, and the Incredibly Frightening Thing
Kwest (noun): A book that could be the blueprint for the wackiest RPG in history
A mismatched group of bumbling ne’er-do-wells set out across Norzeus to find the mysterious Staff of Power and return a ruler to the throne. As our unlikely heroes battle hideous monsters, nasty villains, unspeakable adversity, indigestion, inadequate laundry facilities, and outrageously cryptic clues, their fate becomes bound up with the future of their land.
If Norzeus had a choice, these idiots would be the last people it would pick to defeat the evil Burukrishtan. Kwest features a party perfectly suited to win the “Least Likely To Succeed” award in the Norzeus Hero Pageant, a cast of NPCs that puts the exp in inexpedient, and a villain so evil his agent urged him to take a role in a far more serious work. This zany fantasy will have you hoping you make your saving roll against laughing so hard you wet yourself.
Content Advisory - Fantasy violence, dubious stereotypes, improbable stupidity, shameless toilet humour, unabashed mockery of fantasy tropes, corny references to pop culture, childish sexual innuendo. Oh, and the Incredibly Frightening Thing
